If the world seems a bit chaotic right now, don’t worry—Dogtown Pizza is here to bring a little pizza joy into your life. Because how could pizza ever fail to brighten someone’s day? And while we can’t feed you a slice of pizza through the screen, we can put a smile on your face (or make you shake your head) with these pun-derful pizza jokes. Fair warning—they’re pretty cheesy.
#1. How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
#2. Why did the hipster burn his mouth while eating his pizza?
He ate it way before it was cool.
#3. What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”
#4. …and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
“Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
#5. What does a pizza wear to smell good?
#6. What did the pepperoni say to the cheese?
“Slice to meat you!”
#7. Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
#8. Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
#9. What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
#10. What did the pizza say when it went out on a date?
“I never sausage a beautiful face.”
#11. What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
#12. Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
#13. What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
#14. Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
Turn that Frown Upside Down, Charlie Brown
If life’s got you down, it might be time for a slice of gooey, St. Louis-style pizza goodness. Pick up your favorite Dogtown Pizza variety at any area grocery store, and don’t be afraid of the ear-to-ear smile that will inevitably form on your face as you watch it bake in the oven. And put it in your mouth. And share it with family and friends. So go host a pizza party, call up the neighbors, and watch them reluctantly giggle as you whip out a few pizza jokes (and a few piping hot DTPs). Because as long as there’s pizza, life will always turn out ok.